Ron Swanson’s Buttered Bacon Fat Bomb | Cr*p I Eat At My Desk

Posted by on September 13, 2014 in Cr*p I Eat At My Desk (Low Carb & Gluten Free Snacks), Easy Button Low Carb Keto Recipes, Gluten Free Recipes, Low Carb Keto Recipes | 4 comments

Ron Swanson’s Buttered Bacon Fat Bomb | Cr*p I Eat At My Desk

Looking for a quick snack? We know two things: Fat bombs are the rage in the low carb keto world, and bacon rocks the low carb keto community. Yay, fat is our low carb friend! We finally embrace that it takes fat to lose fat. Most of those fat bombs are sweet and feature ingredients such as chocolate and coconut oil. But Fluffy Chix Cook believe it’s hard to go wrong with the nutrition found in butter made from grass fed cows. And bacon. Mostly bacon. And if Ron Swanson ate fat bombs, we’re fairly certain he would make these his (after laughing at that cute little touch of Leslie; the low carb craisin) favorite bacon-licious snack.

 

 

 

 

 

buttered-bacon-bombs

 

Oh noooooooooo’s! Another day of too-busy-to-eat and it’s 2:30pm. The Feed-Me-Seymour-Elevator finally made it all the way to the top and I have signals saying, “Feeeeeeeed me, Seymour!!”

And yes, we all have those days when we’re too busy to eat or need something to bridge the gap between meals. Right? It would be so simple to buzz through a drive through and order a McRib or slam a Big Mac. But hey, I like living! As we told you before, we don’t use fat bombs to enhance a meal or assuage a sweet tooth, we use them to replace or cut back on a meal through the magic of fat. I’m talking about assuaging real, physical hunger. And offer more hours of productivity without having to knuckle down and cook.

And that’s just what these little Ron Swanson’s Buttered Bacon Bombs do for us. Why? Cuz these are too dang easy to make, too good for their own good,  and go down so very easy. I hear you right now. Some of you are judging. So judgy judgy. But if you’ve never tried buttered bacon my friend, well then you’ve never met Ron Swanson. Savory fat bombs drive the bus to Pawnee, baby. I’ll be back to let you know how long this little Susie-Snack tides me over. In the mean time I have chores to do and a table to whittle.

 

Here’s how we control fat bomb portions: Make only as many as you plan to allow for that “Susie Snack” meal. I chose to only make 3 today, since you get 3 out of a piece of bacon. So that’s how many I made. It took all of 1 minute these Ron Swanson Buttered Bacon Bombs.

 

buttered-bacon-fat-bombs-close

 

 

There are so many ways to go with Buttered Bacon Bombs:

  • Purist – just straight butter, sea salt, and bacon
  • Blue – 1/2 butter, 1/2 blue cheese, a dash of Worcestershire, pecans, and bacon
  • Spiced – use your favorite savory or sweet spice blends with the pecans, and bacon
  • Sweet- use your favorite sugar free maple syrup to sweeten the butter, pecans, cinnamon and bacon
  • Cream Cheese – 1/2 cream cheese, 1/2 butter, jalapeno, bacon
  • Brie – 1/2 brie, 1/2 butter, bacon

Make sure to toast the pecans prior to making the fat bombs. Toasting the pecans really elevates the fat bomb. I keep some kind of toasted or Crispy Nuts in the fridge at all times, for just this sort of emergency ration! When we’re in a hurry, we simply throw them into a 350° oven for 8-10 minutes. Watch so they don’t burn. But when we are thinking straight, we make Crispy Nuts (recipe coming soon) which involves soaking the nuts in sea salt overnight, then dehydrating 6-8 hours at 105° (the nut setting on the dehydrator). Also, the Keto Craisin post will be ready this weekend!

Throw the toasted pecans together, scurry back to the dim recesses of your poorly lit desk and devour! No questions asked. No apologies. Just wham, bam, thank-ee mam!

 

(By the way, the Sriracha Butter Bacon Fat Bomb did not make the cut. Sure it was easy. Sure it looked good in theory, but meh. I loved the Ron Swanson so much, one of mine didn’t live to see the streaming neon flash for these awesome, super exciting, desk photos!!)

 

 

 

Ron Swanson’s Buttered Bacon Fat Bomb | Cr*p I Eat At My Desk

Prep Time: 2 minutes

Total Time: 2 minutes

Yield: 1 serving

Serving Size: 3 fat bombs

Calories per serving: 158

Fat per serving: 17g

Ron Swanson’s Buttered Bacon Fat Bomb | Cr*p I Eat At My Desk

We're not lyin' if Ron Swanson were here, he'd be speechless with gratitude. This is a fat bomb of Ron Swanson proportions.

Ingredients

  • 1 bacon slice
  • 1 tablespoon unsalted Kerrygold butter
  • 1 pinch granulated garlic (optional)
  • 2 pecan halves, toasted & chopped
  • 1/16 serving Keto Craisin (recipe to come)

Instructions

  1. Divide bacon into 3 equal parts. Slather each with 1 teaspoon of Kerrygold unsalted butter. Press butter side into pecan pieces. Top with each with a Keto Craisin. Repeat until you've eaten all bacon on the planet.

Notes

If you're not a Parks & Rec fan you will be after eating these crispy little baco-licious delights. We swear we channeled Ron Swanson while making these.

Serving Ideas Serve with two fingers of Lagavulin neat. 😉 (just kidding)

Nutritional Information

Per Serving: 158 Calories; 17g Fat (92.3% calories from fat); 2g Protein; 1g Carbohydrate; trace Dietary Fiber; 1g Effective Carbs

Copyright © 2014 Fluffy Chix Cook. All rights reserved.

Recipe Management Powered by Zip Recipes Plugin
http://fluffychixcook.com/ron-swansons-buttered-bacon-fat-bomb-crap-i-eat-at-my-desk/

 

fluffy-chix-cook-archive-buttom-chix-wizard-hat-500

 

 

Copyright © 2014 Fluffy Chix Cook. All rights reserved.

We are not dieticians, nutritionists or medical professionals. The materials on this blog are for informational (and fun) purposes only. We do not fact check, nor do we worry about sources. Please do your own fact checking. We encourage you to look things up and check with your doctor or health care professional before acting on anything seen on Fluffy Chix Cook.   xoxo

4 Comments

  1. Never kid about Lagavulin!!!

    • hahahaha! Tis true! I was gonna write, (just kidding)…or am I? 😉

  2. Oooooo, gonna try this today! I can already feel my mustache thickening…

    • Hahaha! Hope you like them. Let us know, ok?

Trackbacks/Pingbacks

  1. The 11 Best Keto Paleo Fat Bombs!!! - The Nourished Caveman - […] Buttered Bacon Fat Bomb By Sooze At Fluffy Chick Cooks […]
  2. 60 Amazing Fat Bomb Recipes | Lose Fat By Walking - […] Buttered Bacon Fat Bomb from Fluffy Chix Cook […]

Leave a Comment

%d bloggers like this: